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brain-food:

I got around to painting & decorating my bathroom tonight. Imagine when i actually own an entire home, i’m going to be ridiculous. 

Please be my interior designer

youreabadjoke:

He didn’t bring me a burrito or IN-N-OUT. But I still love my baby

I’m a terrible man, but I knew that she’d love this terrible joke.

Unfollow me at will.

I’m a sucker for a cheap laugh.

dapswebsite:

I Love These Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Awkward Family Photos

God I’d love for the hilarious Maya Rudolph and the hysterical Danny McBride to be my parents. Think about it… I’d seriously be the funniest person ever!

Why are Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride creating their own Awkward Family Photos? Well, these photos are all to celebrate GQ‘s June comedy issue… OK. The why doesn’t matter because they totally hooked me with the picture of McBride with a huge pee stain.

Plus, there’s a Behind-the-Scenes video!

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greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

I’m sure there are plenty of people who thought the same of me.

HAHA SUCKERS YOU’VE WASTED PRECIOUS MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME

TIME YOU’LL NEVER GET BACK

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

Will Smith is a bigger dork than his son.

Can you imagine a sitcom about these two?

Oh God.

This is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air sequel we’ve been waiting for.

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

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elongatedpantaloons:

zawehzaweh:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

#HELLO I AM MR SMITH THIS IS M FAMILY #WIFE!! SON!!

I want a life-sized cardboard cutout of Will Smith in this pose that I can stand next to my front door so that it can greet/announce me whenever I enter. 

christinefriar:

“I think a lot about what makes a strong female character. You know, movies and TV shows, these things have influence, my own website. So I think the question of “What makes a strong female character?”, often goes misinterpreted. And instead we get these two-dimensional superwomen, who maybe have one quality that’s played up a lot. Like, you know, a Catwoman type, or she plays her sexuality up a lot and it’s seen as power. But they’re not strong characters who happen to be female, they’re completely flat and they’re basically cardboard characters.
The problem with this is that then people expect women to be that easy to understand, and women are mad at themselves for not being that simple. When in actuality, women are complicated. Women are multifaceted. Not because women are crazy, but because people are crazy. And women happen to be people!”

-Tavi Gevinson for TEDTalks [x]

This Tavi Gevinson TED Talk is the only one I’ve ever sat all the way through/enjoyed/felt smarter for having listened to.