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a la Stefon (from SNL)

There’s this hot club under the La Brea Tar Pits called Forbidden Zone

It has

  • a frog butler in a suit
  • a human candle chandelier
  • an old man dressed as a boy scout
  • a group of black men singing the ABC’s in some corner
  • Squeezit, the guy who constantly tucks and pumps his arms like a chicken
  • an old Jewish man selling trinkets and giving directions
  • Satan in a white suit leading a band
  • Danny Elfman
  • and King Fausto, the midget king who runs some sixth dimension
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actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via pizza)

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ofdarklands:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

but have you read the rest of the thread i am crying

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DIET SPAIN

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mykicks:

I wonder how many people have that “perfect date” scene from Miss Congeniality in their drafts, just waiting.

Fingers trembling over the “publish” button at 11:59 on Thursday night.

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stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

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