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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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She’s like a beautiful lion…

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loveandcarolina:

Do you ever see an outfit that is like the complete opposite of your style and just take a moment to appreciate it because, even though you’d never wear it, IT’S A BANGING OUTFIT

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

This is me in the future

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howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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