February 2012
17 posts
The only time i'd ever consider plastic surgery is...
1 tag
Man, never drink a glass of bourbon and watch To...
mykicks:
You’ll just end up sitting there crying and singing “What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man…” under your breath.
Will & Grace is my guiltiest of pleasures.
3 tags
January 2012
55 posts
We had a betting pool going...
Conor: I do have to say, I do give her kudos for being with him for this long.
Me: Have to admit, I can see how girls would find him attractive.
Conor: Well, you know how girls like gay people?
Me: Say no more.
2 tags
Sleep for two hours, feel somewhat functioning
Sleep for seven, don’t feel like functioning at all
wellalright:
how cool would it be if the president was a muppet. and everyone just had to go with it.
4 tags
Want to leave for class but can't
Roommate’s cat is chilling my lap. Making it hard for me to go.
Insults don't come better than this!
twilightzoneuk:
From Twilight Zone’s Uncle Simon.
