January 2010
“DDL is a DILF.”
– My sister on Daniel Day-Lewis
“Party with yours pants on. You, of all people, I know I have to tell you this.”
– My sister to me
I wonder if humans are the only species on Earth...
December 2009
When people don't respond on aim for a long time I...
pollilop:
And if they finally respond to me, I get happier because it’s like receiving a brand new im.
You’re not the only one.
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“If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me.”
– Dorothy Parker (via love-and-radiation)
Or me or Sade
(via mykicks)
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Traffic
I don’t mind traffic. It gives me an opportunity to listen to the music on my iPod I have yet to explore. But it’s not traffic in particular that gets me more riled up than a caged pedophile in a playground.
It’s the assholes.
It’s the concentrated amount of assholes on the freeway - cutting me off, refusing to let me change lanes, just being absolute dickholes.
I mean,...
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We were on the CA-55N. You were driving a tan...
Fuck you.
You know who I am. I was trying to change lanes so I could avoid an exit. But no. You decided to speed up and not give me the chance to change lanes - we had plenty of space and you decided to be an asshole.
You.
Mother.
Fucker.
I have memorized your face. God help you if we are ever to come across each other outside of each other’s car, because you know what I’m...
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The Lost Fingers - Billy Jean
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I am being completely serious, Henry.
kammah:
Don’t think I’m not.
If you make with the cookies, I’ll make with the ball-pit.
I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Susan Egan
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kammah:
feedtheplants:
patattack:
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Me: brb, I've gotta go drop my sister off at the hospital
Me: ... She volunteers there
Lily: All right. whatever you say!
Me: There isn't anything wrong with her to warrant a hospital visit.
Me: Yes. absolutely nothing.
Lily: Normal people don't keep trying to explain
Me: ... I'll uh... I'll be right back.
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I spent my morning
cheering on the Tottenham Hotspurs versus their match against the fockin’ Blackburn Rovers at an English Pub in LA - the Fox and the Hound.
I had a full English Breakfast with two pints of beer.
It was like this. Sans the hash and the black pudding.
Consider me a Tottenham fan!
~BFFLz~
Mike: Did I ever tell you what my lifelong dream is?
Me: I don't know.
Mike: To see a person without arms or legs fall down a flight of stairs
Me: I'm going to make enough money one day to buy that for you, Mike
From now on,
louvieee:
everytime I get called a hipster, I’m going to sacrifice a sheep.
Or rape Henry, whichever is most convenient at the time.
Wait, wait, what?!
I don’t ever remember agreeing to this!
moviescore:
George Gershwin “Our Love Is Here...
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Just got the greatest Christmas gift EVER.
Sure, I got it early. But doesn’t change the fact that its the greatest gift EVER.
pterodactyls:
Conan O’Brien - Big Pimpin’
I’m...
