February 2010
“If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst...”
– Woody Allen (via heyhermano)
January 2010
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i-ampanda:
What was your favorite crayon?
I always liked the silver crayon, but whenever I used it it was like it had weird streaks of brown
Ask me anything
Same thing could be said about my underwear :/
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“The only thing I’m gonna need from you guys right now is a cup of coffee. I take...”
– Michael Ian Black (via heyhermano)
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Woke up with a hangover
And I feel like the whole entire world hates me, and stuffed that concentrated hate in my headache.
Fuck.
You.
World.
Dear world,
very drunk right now.
Thinking about passing out.
Loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
love, henry
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I...
synecdoche:
- kerouac
Repo! The Genetic Opera →
kammah:
Really?
REALLY?
…I honestly don’t know if this is the most disgusting, horrible movie ever or the awesomest.
But I really want to watch it now, just to find out.
DAMMIT.
Paris Hilton’s face falls off.
Literally.
That alone is worth watching.
I've realized that I'm incapable of getting a full...
and functioning well with it.
It’s like - if I get less sleep than my body requires, I have to concentrate more to understand more of what’s happening. And I seem to function better with less sleep. I have to try harder, so I have to concentrate better.
On the other hand, with a full nights sleep, I start to adapt this DGAF attitude.
I’m going to go against science here and...
Cheeky son of a bitch.
annie-dog:
vicsblank:
whoischrisjones:
This essay was written by Hugh Gallagher, who was then admitted to NYU.
Essay: In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you, the applicant, better, we ask that you answer the following question: Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realized, that have helped to define you as a person?
I...
SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD: RELEASE DATE
holyflaps:
AUGUST 13, 2010
apparently vol. 6 will be out before then :D
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Also, pic very, very relevant.
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Why wait any longer for the one you love when I'm...
srsly:
I’m reblogging this because I want those gifs forever in my tumblr.
Animals that are monogamous:
wamiv:
Foxes
Penguins
Ducks
Eagles
Geese
Gibbons
Lynx
Marmosets
Swans
Mountain lions
Wolves
I’d rather date a mountain lion than someone who would want to have an “open relationship”.
Speaking of penguins, anybody remember those gay penguin lovers a couple years ago?
Apparently, their relationship is on the rocks.
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I'm only gonna say it once,
drinkyourjuice:
but the whining about Valentine’s day has already started up on my wall, so I’m just gonna throw it out there and then be done with the entire issue.
My only question:
What are you doing for people this Valentine’s day?
Honestly. What do you bring to the table?
So many people whine about how they’re alone and how they know that V-day isn’t going to be special, but honestly,...
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Oh my god, Apple finally
drinkyourjuice:
came out with something for when I have my period!
Me: How do you like your steak?
Lily: I usually don't order steak, but when I do I like it medium rare. Well, more rare. But not all the way rare - it's like, you got to rare but you decided to keep driving before you got to medium rare.
Me: ... so this is why you don't order steak.
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Jack Black is my guilty pleasure.
Fuck, there, I said it!
Him and Michael Bay movies!
… I cannot tell you how much it hurts me to admit the latter.
UGH! TO THE FUCKIN’ COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
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I am starting to get sick and tired of the...
I get it. It’s aesthetically pleasing. Please, stop reminding me.
You’ve beaten that idea into me so far into the ground, I think you’ve hit a bedrock.
Just like everybody’s beaten the idea of Megan Fox being the hottest woman on Earth - I don’t care anymore.
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moviescore:
brieflynoted:
It’s detail and...
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by the time you read this, I've already had two...
pterodactyls:
D’you ever do that thing where your alarm goes off, you wake up, you get out of bed, you get in the shower, you leave for work, then your alarm goes off and you dreamed the whole first part? Did that this morning. Did that so hard.
Ugh! THE WORST.
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I've come to realize I hate my toothpaste
It doesn’t leave me that minty feeling I always look forward to after brushing my teeth.
Might as well stop brushing my teeth.
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Catie: What if you start to not like me?
Me: Oh, Catie - that boat sailed a long time ago, and I willingly stuck around the harbor because that boat was full of tranny whores anyways.
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I understand why people find Robin Williams...
And to that I say bollocks.
How can you say no to this? How?!