February 2011
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How I feel about the Green Lantern movie
January 2011
Oh, hai Denny
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Some humbling thoughts I have to tell myself every...
There will always be somebody better than you.
There will always be somebody worse off than you.
Just do the best you can do make more of the latter, and close the distance between you and the former.
Facebook status topics that clue me in to your...
drinkyourjuice:
the weather
ethnic food! yummy!
what you are watching on Netflix instant
how bored you are
anything that ends with “life is good!”
the day of the week
a countdown
what errands you plan on running
Katy Perry lyrics
If you're not weird, you're weird. Normality is...
Most especially if you express yourself through drawing pictures of hardcore porn.
… even if they are drawn well.
… really, really well.
Wisdom.
We truly are blessed to have lived and experienced... →
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Something inside of me becomes infuriated
When I see those “POST THIS AS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS IN MEMORY OF/IN SUPPORT OF/IF YOU LOVE/ETC.”
That’s great. You have the power to right-click, copy, and paste.
And as good as it is and as well intentioned as that is, FB Status awareness of whatever good charity you’re purporting - let’s be honest, you’re only doing it because it’s convenient. All you...
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A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in...
Maybe Ed and Alphonse got it all wrong…
Places that I hope to move to one of these days
Los Angeles
Chicago
New York City
Seattle
Atlanta
New Orleans
Paris
San Francisco
Sussex
Any big city
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Guess who's goin' to Comic-Con this year?
Guess who’s goin’ for free?
“I think that we’re all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can...”
– Norman Bates.
Probably shouldn’t be taking life lessons from a man who likes to dress up in his mother’s clothing.
“I think with comedy you should have no prejudices. As soon as you have...”
– Ricky Gervais
(via Splitsider / purns)
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I want to go to there →
When you and your best friend walk into a room.
Recipe stolen from a Reddit comment
Take a lesson from the Puerto Ricans. Millions of us have managed to survive in one of the most expensive cities on earth with recipes like this:
Find a supermarket that has black beans on sale. Buy as much as you can. Then buy 5 or so pounds of Carolina rice, a bag of onions, a few bulbs of garlic, and a box of Goya Sazon.
Set 2 cups of water to boil
Dick around on reddit until the water is...
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Forever a Scorpio
Learning music theory on Wikipedia
Probably not the best idea.
But definitely the cheapest.
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Tonight I have reached
a certain level of contentment that I haven’t had in a long, long time.
My RA told me that it wasn’t until her second year into college when she found her niche. I’ve heard people tell me that it wasn’t until their third year that they really started enjoying college.
And you know what?
In my case, it’s true.
Do you want to know what I did tonight?
I went out and...
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“Here are some things my daughters, Sophia and Louisa, were never allowed to...”
– An excerpt from Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother by Amy Chua. (via nprfreshair)
I found this incredibly interesting. Especially accompanied with the article. This was how my house mother (Nana Yuko) raised me. She clashed with my dad a lot when it came to me. Dad gave me gumdrops and daisies, Yuko...
I just discovered I have trypophobia
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Dear Zach Galifianakis
What’s it like having your career built on your beard?
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I've always suspected that the most judgmental ...
are also the most insecure.
This is all conjecture, but I can’t help but feel like they go around judging people as harshly as they can as a way of bringing people down to their level.
Picking at little imperfections and exaggerating and exploding them in such a way that makes them seem… inferior. On some unconscious level, those same judges have their own inferiority complex - one...
Him: I hope Jesus isn't crying
Me: Isn't that his thing? Have one of his statues cry and watch people freak the shit out?
Him: No, that's his mother. Maybe she's crying because she went through the horror of child birth without getting the fun of making the child.
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“Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck...”
– Fuck yes.
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Listening to Flying Lotus's Cosmogramma album
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“Lemon, life is about minimizing regrets. You never know when someone’s going to...”
– Jack Donaghy, General Electric’s Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming
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