December 2011
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
“There’s a new bad taste; it really helps to be young to identify that. American...”
– If anyone is qualified to opine on bad taste, it’s John Waters. We chatted with the Baltimore director about shock value and his unironic love of Christmas in this week’s Hot Seat interview. You can catch the last of his holiday-themed one-man shows at B.B. KIng’s tonight. (via timeoutnewyork)
“Cunt. It’s slang for vagina. It begins with a hard-c. It rhymes with punt, stunt...”
– Kurt Sutter, “A LITTLE BIT OF MY SEMANTIC THEORY OF SLURS AND HOW THAT RELATES TO MY AFFECTION FOR THE USE OF ‘SEE YOU AND TEA’” (via slothgrrl)
Watche-pic:
#DON CHEADLE ON A BED OF RICE
Ways Horrible/Humorless People Respond To...
theidiotking:
“OKAYYYYYYY….“
“You’re WEIRD.”
“What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
<eye roll>
“Yeah… not so much.”
“Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
“Riiiiiiiiiight.”
“Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
“Um, random much?”
“I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so...
Guess what I'm getting you for Christmas?
iammattjordan:
Pregnant.
I’m getting you pregnant for Christmas.
