March 2012
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February 2012
Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde...and welcome to heaven.
dennistran:
Hear our prayer, O heavenly Father, ere we lay us down to sleep; may thine angels, pure and holy, round our bed their vigil keep.
OKSKAR PIX
theidiotking:
BEDS PIXCTUR: WAR WARS
BESDS AKOR: BRA PID IN MONKEYBONE
BETS AKRISS: OCTAPILS SPINCSER IN THE HELG
BESZ SPORTIGG AKRER: CHRISPOR PLUMS IN BEGRS
BSET SPORTS AKRSIST: CARGY MULGINS IN SHIME
BEXD ORGANIC SKREETPLEA: WOODLY ALMONDS IN PARIZ
BESAT DIERCTOER: MAERDY SCORES IN HUGE
Talking about dreams with my managers
Mallory: I had this dream that Seth Rogen and I were looking for lesser known Muppets, and we were on a road trip, like in that new Muppets movie and we totally hooked up. I was so pissed when I woke up.
Me: Reminds me of this one dream I had where Paul Rudd and I were like best buds, but in a big-bro-lil-bro kind of way, and we went on his jet plane to a Mexican cantina. I was a sad panda when I woke up...
Mitch: Man, my dreams are boring. You know what my most exciting dream was? Me buying milk.
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“What you are saying is not true because you are questioning truth. Come on! you...”
– Jacques Derrida, Monolingualism of the Other
DERRIDA IS THE FUNNIEST
(via harunwasagoon)
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It's cute how some people post critiques about...
and don’t know that they sound like braying asses who’re only proving that they shouldn’t even be authorities on films in the first place.
It’s like,
… I’m sorry, the gif isn’t really relevant. I just thought it was hilarious.
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I hope to one day
Be able to raise a menagerie of a kitten and puppy corgi together.
Cause that shit would be awesome.
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Something tells me
that my intention in raising my children on Broadway musicals, Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly movies and vintage cartoons is going to skew his/her perspective of reality.
Should I offset this with episodes of Oz, The Wire and Breaking Bad?
