HI MY NAME IS HENRY THIS IS A TUMBLOG. THIS TUMBLOG IS MINE. I LIKE PRETENTIOUS THINGS BUT I DON’T LIKE BEING A PRETENTIOUS THING SO INSTEAD I LOOK LIKE A RETARDED THING.The Absolute PhamTumblr (3.0; @theabsolutepham)http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/heyfunniest: Follow this blog, you will love it on your...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4agq12qpg1qakh43o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4agq12qpg1qakh43o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/23741198064">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="featured"><a href="http://goo.gl/PKFGn">Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I usually say the same thing about good food.</p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23762027302http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23762027302Fri, 25 May 2012 16:53:49 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l3n2n6ff1qaj3o9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23740893730http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23740893730Fri, 25 May 2012 10:29:47 -07009gag: The best breakfast ever I’m going to make this in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4kk98y2Az1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/23724817040/the-best-breakfast-ever">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4271602">The best breakfast ever</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to make this in my kitchen one of these days.</p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23727856821http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23727856821Fri, 25 May 2012 03:53:20 -0700I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48i0oLEp01rr5ppno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><span>I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me</span></p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23676938557http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23676938557Thu, 24 May 2012 09:53:40 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2emgjwAtT1rqrnlao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2emgjwAtT1rqrnlao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2emgjwAtT1rqrnlao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2emgjwAtT1rqrnlao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23676147590http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23676147590Thu, 24 May 2012 09:34:13 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a73483Am1qfrrv2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a73483Am1qfrrv2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23672500443http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23672500443Thu, 24 May 2012 07:51:47 -0700"Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again."“Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.”<br/><br/> - <em>Buddha (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyoueatallthisacid.tumblr.com/">didyoueatallthisacid</a>)</em>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23663258565http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23663258565Thu, 24 May 2012 01:25:43 -0700"WHATEVER YOU THINK CAN’T BE DONE, SOMEBODY WILL COME ALONG & DO IT. A GENIUS IS THE ONE MOST..."“WHATEVER YOU THINK CAN’T BE DONE, SOMEBODY WILL COME ALONG & DO IT. A GENIUS IS THE ONE MOST LIKE HIMSELF.”<br/><br/> - <em>Thelonious Monk (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://considertheelephant.tumblr.com/">considertheelephant</a>)</em>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23662568239http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23662568239Thu, 24 May 2012 00:51:42 -0700CAP LOCK THELONIUS MONKfypblog: Yup mhm. Uh-huh. Yah. Derp. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3c6qz1w4i1qd87hlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fypblog.com/post/23643992426/yup-mhm-uh-huh-yah-derp">fypblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yup mhm. Uh-huh. Yah. Derp.</p> </blockquote>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23644097618http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23644097618Wed, 23 May 2012 18:14:31 -0700Weirds things to masturbate to<p><ul><li>Pictures of retainers</li> <li>Old Hulk comic books</li> <li>Wiki page to any genocide</li> <li>Tyler Perry cross-dressing in a fat suit</li> <li>Lindsey Lohan </li> </ul></p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23616507000http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23616507000Wed, 23 May 2012 10:51:47 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ln0kfo1h1rur0aro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23592847210http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23592847210Tue, 22 May 2012 21:19:16 -0700This will be my dog.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49p8nV3WP1rt9zy5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This will be my dog.</p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23568794834http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23568794834Tue, 22 May 2012 15:31:57 -0700brain-food: S.Bosma <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cpgcnVoy1r2uzyoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephobia.com/post/23458691867/s-bosma">brain-food</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sbosma.tumblr.com/post/23457661540/haircut">S.Bosma</a></p> </blockquote>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23563008123http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23563008123Tue, 22 May 2012 14:08:04 -07009gag: What it means to be an adult <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cuh5GrZk1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/23463837161/what-it-means-to-be-an-adult">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4228287">What it means to be an adult</a></p> </blockquote>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23557590636http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23557590636Tue, 22 May 2012 12:42:03 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49wv5brR11qa9wmko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23554435542http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23554435542Tue, 22 May 2012 11:43:45 -0700Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eq5oigUP1qazkdco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eq5oigUP1qazkdco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eq5oigUP1qazkdco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eq5oigUP1qazkdco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23529897214http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23529897214Mon, 21 May 2012 22:02:43 -0700"We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as..."“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.”<br/><br/> - <em>Carson McCullers (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbook.tumblr.com/">bbook</a>)</em>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23501094744http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23501094744Mon, 21 May 2012 14:54:17 -0700Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvrkw7Qtbq1r6nm6ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23497853317http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23497853317Mon, 21 May 2012 14:08:00 -0700Ish so cute<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e58q6zkS1qzh92bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ish so cute</p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23497687599http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23497687599Mon, 21 May 2012 14:05:14 -0700PokemonCuboneMewtwoOH MY GOD MY HEART HNNNNNNNNNGH<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h5x5baWN1qmh94to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>OH MY GOD</p> <p>MY HEART</p> <p>HNNNNNNNNNGH</p>http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23486140296http://theabsolutepham.tumblr.com/post/23486140296Mon, 21 May 2012 10:02:31 -0700